Shorgo r noroker moddhe akta football mach khela hobe. Shorger bashindarato heshei khun, bole, 'sera footballar sobaito sorge royechen, to tumra khelbe kake niye!' tai shune noroker bashindara heshe jobab dilo, 'refarira j sobai akhane, seta jano na!
Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na. Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo. Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na. Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore?
Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika; (abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!
Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal. Akta owshod den to shiggir. Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom? Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen? Dr. He pacchi, keno? Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na.
Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo.
1st bondhu; janish amader bashar shobai bathroom e boshe gaan gay, 2nd bondhu; bolish ki, chakor bakor shobai? 1st bondhu; he, shobai, 2nd bondhu; amar mone hoy tuder bashar shobai gaaner khub vokto, 1st bondhu; are na, ashole amader bathroom er dorjar sitkanita vanga !
Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo- Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish? Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !..
Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage ! Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !!
Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!
Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod