Bangla Jokes Sms

[Hasan]

Shib: Amar TRISUL ta gelo kotahy? Parboti: Kartik niye geche, Nondir meyetar sathe dinner-e. Shib: Kano? Parbati: Bollo Ma..., Babar Kata Chamoch ta niye gelam chawmin khabo.

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[Hasan]

Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe? Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!!

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[Hasan]

1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.

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[Hasan]

1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.

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[Hasan]

1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.

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[Hasan]

Khoka babu remix: Biman galo chomke, Public galo thomke, Party galo bomke, Ki dekhe bhai... "Buddho babu jay, lal jama gay, mamata di bara bara uki mere chai...

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[Hasan]

Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?

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[Hasan]

Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare- Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare? Ruby; robi bare ! Sir; mofiz tumar? Mofiz; mongol bare sir ! Sir; reza tumar ki bare? Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare ! Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe!

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[Hasan]

Nila; bolto, kun murgir buddhi beshi? Sada, naki kalo? Mila; kalo, karon kalo murgi sada dim parte pare ! Kintu sada murgi kalo dim parte pare na !

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[Hasan]

Ak bhodroluk pan khawar jonno dariesen paner dukaner shamne. Dukanir shonge bhodroluker kothupokoton- Dukani; vai pan kivabe khaben? Kreta; keno? Chibie khabo. Dukani; are vai ami jiggasha korchi ki die khaben? Kreta; keno? Dat die, Dukani; uhh'h, accha apne ki jorda khan? Kreta; are vai ami Nader Khan.

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