wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato? hus: kija bolo na tome? wife: ame pragrant hus: ata to kusir khobor wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae
Fokir: sir 10 ta taka den. Sir: ki korba? Fokir: coffee khabo. Sir: 1 ta coffee ....to 5 taka. Fokir: Girl friend o khabe. Sir: fokir hoye girl friend banaiso? Fokir: Girl friend e to fokir banayse, Sir !!! :
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro
Ek 'AIDS' rugike tar ma cithi likse- Dese asis na baba. Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe. Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe. Tor babar hole amr hobe. Amar hole tor cacar hobe. Tor cacar hole tor cacir hobe. Ar tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe. Ki dorkar baba tor dese asar? Tui okanei mor.
Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile charge kore!!