Bangla Jokes Sms

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A plane asked a rocket. "Amra dujonai akashe uri.. kintu tumi kibabhe amarche ato speede cholo.." rocket replied "sudaurir fua bogat agun lagle bujbi..

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Sir:Tense koy prokar? Boy:3 prokar sir.past,present, future. Sir:Good! Exmple dao. Boy:kal apnar meye k dekhlam, aj valobasi, agami kal tule niye palabo....

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Jibon er dam bare ek matro mrittyur pore... Ki Biswas hochhe na??? Janto Murgi Rs.80/- . Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-

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Gabber : Are o sambha tara kara, jara sms ar jawab dai na? Sambha : Sardar tara holo oi log gulo jara missed call kore, balance check kore...

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Razzak tar premika ke bollo ami e tumar jibone protom taina?? Premika bollo..bekub er moto kota bolla..spiner der kokono opening mile naki?

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Ratanbabu: kal rate amar barite churi hoye geche... O.c.: what? R.b.:cutting the baser bera dhuking d chor, takeing d malpatra out of d door. O.c.: what is baser bera? R.b.: some bambo khara khara some bambo aare aare, tar majhe te perek gatha . Otai holo baser bera.

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Prithibibasir khub dukho keno? . . . . . Janis na? . . Dara ami bole dichi . Karon Bhagoban ja karen sab MONGOL er jonno,prithibir jonno to kichui karen na..

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Matal-Dada,Rajdhani kotay asbe? Man-6.20 Mtl-Mumbai mail? Mn-7.00 Mtl- Santiniketan exp? Mn-Dhur mosai!Apni jabn kthay bolun to? Mtl:line par hobo!!

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Ei je Dadara sunchen, kukurer bachchara, Suorer bachchara, Bandorer bachchara, Gadhar bachchara, Gorur bachchara, Biraler bachchara, Tiktikir bachchara, Seyaler bachchara, Gorar bachchara, Indurer bachchara- . . . . - zodi kamray tobe kon MALOM ta lagaben. . .ami o jani na

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ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.