Bangla Jokes Sms

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Shorgo r noroker moddhe akta football mach khela hobe. Shorger bashindarato heshei khun, bole, 'sera footballar sobaito sorge royechen, to tumra khelbe kake niye!' tai shune noroker bashindara heshe jobab dilo, 'refarira j sobai akhane, seta jano na!

[Hasan]

Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na. Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo. Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na. Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore?

[Hasan]

Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika; (abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

[Hasan]

Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal. Akta owshod den to shiggir. Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom? Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen? Dr. He pacchi, keno? Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na.

[Hasan]

Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo.

[Hasan]

1st bondhu; janish amader bashar shobai bathroom e boshe gaan gay, 2nd bondhu; bolish ki, chakor bakor shobai? 1st bondhu; he, shobai, 2nd bondhu; amar mone hoy tuder bashar shobai gaaner khub vokto, 1st bondhu; are na, ashole amader bathroom er dorjar sitkanita vanga !

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Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo- Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish? Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !..

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Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage ! Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !!

[Hasan]

Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!

[Hasan]

Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod