Bangla Jokes Sms

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Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..!

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Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!

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4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.

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teacher:j khele take ki bole? student:kheloar. teacher:good.aebar boloto ,j jane take ki bole? student er jhotpot jobab,janoar sir!!

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Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....

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Son: ma apu ke rate dekhte pay? Mum: keno? Son: na ajke current gele apu kake jeno bolcelo 2me ajkeo shave koroni.

[Hasan]

Ek parti te ek chele ek maye k jigges korlo,Apa prosrab korar jaygata ektu dekhie diben? Maye ta bollo, age tumar ta dekhau tarpor amar ta dekhaite boilo...

[Hasan]

Amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi.

[Hasan]

Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka..

[Hasan]

Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say?