01-09-2017, 06:41 PM
Funny Sms
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01-09-2017, 06:41 PM
Funny Sms
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun = Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. -)
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:51 AM
Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division
Hasan
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