02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.
Hasan
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02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend or Ring me I will Tell u!
Hasan
02-02-2017, 10:52 AM
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)
Hasan
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